1 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:51,024 This is how every Rex O'Heriihan movie ever made always started. 2 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:53,321 It was the same every time. 3 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,091 And they made 52 of them in all 4 00:00:56,289 --> 00:01:00,965 between the years 1938 and 1947. 5 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,818 Sounds like trouble. 6 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,423 On, Wildfire, on! 7 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:14,042 1947 was the year the lights sort of went out for Rex. 8 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,407 Yeah, he never did much after that. 9 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:21,416 Always made me wonder what one of these B Westerns would look like. 10 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,612 You know, if they still made them today. 11 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,506 On, Wildfire, on! 12 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,880 In the first place, 13 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:58,521 the bad guys probably wouldn't all be such cowards. 14 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:06,126 Rex probably wouldn't be so damn perfect all the time. 15 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,971 Roofs beginning to work. 16 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:40,141 The prairie sun has Kissed the day goodbye 17 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,543 Yeah, it's definitely kicking in now. 18 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:49,694 The wind behind me Sounds like it may cry 19 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,427 Here we go. 20 00:05:52,452 --> 00:06:00,030 Now I hear the lonesome Whistle of a quail 21 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:04,203 As I ride alone 22 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:08,171 Along the tumbleweed trail 23 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:17,012 The road ahead is as endless As the one I left behind 24 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:23,687 But there are no ties To hold me down 25 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:28,298 Because I was born The drifting kind 26 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:33,128 With just a faithful horse For company 27 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:37,138 And a saddle for my home 28 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,808 I ride alone 29 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,053 I ride alone 30 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:58,787 - Morning, ma'am. - Morning. 31 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:22,909 Glass of warm milk, please. 32 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,255 Make it a sarsaparilla. 33 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,231 Is this one of those really tough bars? 34 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:44,830 Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin sewed with a human hair in it. 35 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:47,272 Coming UP- 36 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,821 This here story is about the time 37 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,390 the most wonderful and interesting thing happened to Rex. 38 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,822 He met me. 39 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,496 Let me guess. 40 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,792 You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? 41 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,600 You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on. 42 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,234 Bartender, make that two. 43 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,433 OK, OK. Here's what's happening. 44 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,637 Most of these people are nobodies. Forget about them. 45 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,214 That group, those are the sheepherders. 46 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:29,852 They're the good guys. Work hard, don't bother nobody. 47 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,079 But they smell God-awful. 48 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,916 Must be the sheep. 49 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,492 Makes you wanna kill them sometimes. Oh, yeah. 50 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,408 Now, over here is the sheriff. 51 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:55,443 Obviously a corrupt coward who takes his orders from the colonel. 52 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,581 - The colonel? - Yeah, the colonel. 53 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,307 The power-mad cattle baron who really runs the town. 54 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:01,746 Oh, yeah. 55 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:06,556 Can I have another drink? I'm the town drunk, you know. 56 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,854 - Sure. - Warm gin! 57 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,324 Hold the hair. 58 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,995 Who's that, over there? 59 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,570 That's Miss Tracy. 60 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,904 She solicits drinks, hooks on the side. 61 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:33,541 But you know, she doesn't actually go to bed with her customers. 62 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,312 She just talks dirty to them. 63 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,918 And underneath that exterior is a heart of gold. 64 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,648 Yeah. 65 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,091 How did you know that? 66 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,194 I know. 67 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:51,759 Of course, I don't have to pay for sex myself. 68 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:01,740 You'll excuse me, won't you? Hi, wanna know what's going on? 69 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,962 I smell sheep. 70 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,905 Bad guys, work for the colonel. 71 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:37,508 Now, there wouldn't happen to be any sheepherders in here, would there? 72 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,812 I'm not wearing a gun. 73 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:52,589 And I'm not going to do anything that might in any way cause you... 74 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,767 It's a tough town. 75 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,977 Sorry about the table, saloon owner. 76 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,839 That's OK, Blackie. No problem. 77 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,143 Since it's Tuesday, have a free drink. 78 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,479 - It's on the house. - Blackie. 79 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,622 You can kill me too, if you want. 80 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,223 But I think it's exactly this type of thing 81 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,191 that drives down property values here in Oakwood Estates... 82 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,761 That was the town doctor. 83 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:33,664 I'm kidding. Just some real-estate guy. 84 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,003 Sorry about that, sheriff. 85 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:41,008 Well, you ceflainly don't have to apologize to me. 86 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,612 These fellows were driving you crazy. 87 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,979 I swear, sometimes I don't know how you put up with it. 88 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:51,388 Anybody else got anything to say? 89 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,147 I do. 90 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,819 I think you're out of order, Blackie. 91 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,825 What do you know? You're just a prostitute! 92 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,556 Who sells her body to anyone with the financial wherewithal... 93 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,257 All right! 94 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,869 That'll be enough of that kind of talk. 95 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,444 What in the hell are you? 96 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:19,406 Just a stranger passing through. 97 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,550 Where in the hell did you get that shifl? 98 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,921 How a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own. 99 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,957 - What? - You heard me. 100 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,561 You know what you look like to me? 101 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:43,002 You look like one of those fellas who's attracted to other men. 102 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,206 This is just a warning. 103 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,967 If you or your men draw on me, 104 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,443 I'll shoot each man in the hand. 105 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,742 In the hand? 106 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,381 That's right. 107 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,851 Not in the face or the chest? 108 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,284 Nope. 109 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,784 I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand. 110 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,054 Then go home, Blackie. 111 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,329 - Go home? - That's right. 112 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,566 Go home? 113 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,464 Yeah, and see someone about your hearing. 114 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,807 Draw your gun, prairie fairy. 115 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,170 I never draw first. 116 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,974 Well, hell. That's no problem. 117 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,412 Well, don't just stand there, boys. Get him. 118 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,948 Now! 119 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,931 Now we've done it. 120 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,040 All right, you two. 121 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,507 Get your friend and get out of here. 122 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,946 But he's dead. 123 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,613 So what? 124 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,378 Get him out of here. 125 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,226 You ain't heard the last of this, mister. 126 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,928 I know. 127 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,930 Believe me, I know. 128 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:30,508 Mister, I never saw shooting like that in my life. 129 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,140 You're good. 130 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,414 Thanks, partner. 131 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,460 Was that as good for you as it was for me? 132 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,731 Yeah. 133 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,441 Excuse me. Excuse me there, stranger. 134 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,236 You got a place to stay? 135 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,504 I got a campsite outside of town. 136 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,182 Why don't you stay in the hotel? 137 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,579 I never stay in town. 138 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,051 What's your name anyhow? 139 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,853 I'm Rex O'Herlihan, The Singing Cowboy. 140 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,720 - The what? - The Singing Cowboy! 141 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,420 Oh, well, listen, Mr. O'Herlihan. You got to be careful 142 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:24,226 here in Oakwood Estates. This is a plenty dangerous town. 143 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:29,133 High-stakes power plays, murder, robbery, intrigue, the works. 144 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,740 You think that's funny? This is the West. 145 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:36,607 People are arbitrarily shot to pieces left and right. I mean, it is all so violent! 146 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,647 Where was I? 147 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,021 Oh. "It's all so violent." 148 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,456 Oh, yeah. 149 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,255 Yeah, see, this is the West. 150 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,229 - Out in the West... - I know all about the West. 151 00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,131 I travel all over it, from town to town. That's what I do. 152 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,033 Yeah, but see, in this town... 153 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,969 This town's no different than any Western town. 154 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,404 They're all identical. 155 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:07,906 They are? 156 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,342 - Really? - Yeah, really. 157 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,575 In every town there's a bar like the one we came from. 158 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,413 They might not all have continuous entertainment, 159 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,213 but they're basically the same. 160 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:23,655 Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache... 161 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,988 Oh, no, no. Those guys are unique. 162 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,529 I'm sorry, but I just don't believe you. 163 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:34,262 OK, you have a very pretty, but somehow asexual, new schoolmarm? 164 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,098 Yeah. 165 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,402 Is the blacksmith a friendly guy who only gets mad 166 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,544 when somebody burns down his barn? 167 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,974 Yeah. 168 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,981 Is the editor of the paper an idealist who hocked everything for his press? 169 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,550 Damn. 170 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,683 See. 171 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:56,316 Hey, hey, I know one thing that's... 172 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,362 I know one thing different about Oakwood Estates. 173 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,469 - None of these other towns have... - Railroad coming through. 174 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,538 Holy cow! 175 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,642 All Western towns have the rail road coming through? 176 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,072 Yep. 177 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,477 Wait! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 178 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:23,642 One last thing. Do all these towns have a town drunk? 179 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,480 I'm not sure. 180 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,156 Oh, come on. 181 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,022 You know. 182 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,223 No, you're the first I ever met. 183 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,699 Oh, well, that's something at least, isn't it? 184 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,466 Sure is, partner. You're one of a kind. 185 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:56,381 You ought to... You ought to travel more. 186 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,213 Get out, see the world. 187 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,287 You know, the most amazing thing 188 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:04,120 is that all these other towns are as violent as this one. 189 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,556 Yep. 190 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,753 Hard to believe. 191 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,955 Yep. Adiés, buckaroo. 192 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,101 On, Wildfire, on! 193 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,731 For some reason, the bad guy was always a colonel 194 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,875 who had a beautiful, young daughter 195 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:23,171 and about 1,000 head of cattle which you'd hear but never see. 196 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,586 Let me just ask you one question. 197 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,725 There's one thing I'm most curious about. 198 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,023 Why bring the body here? 199 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,133 My God, this is a home. People live here! 200 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,937 Well, colonel, we didn't know what to do with him. 201 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,973 Bury him. How about that? Don't you think that's a good idea? 202 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,166 Oh, yeah. Yes, sir, colonel. 203 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,277 Do you think, when somebody dies, 204 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,347 they place them permanently on the family couch? 205 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:03,615 - No, sir. - Gee whiz! 206 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:10,723 Well, I'm sorry. I'm a little upset, that's all. 207 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,593 And the couch is new, and Blackie was my best man. 208 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,027 Poor Blackie. 209 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,436 Always acting so mean. 210 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,537 Always shooting people. 211 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,371 Well, I saw something a little deeper than that. 212 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,640 I saw a man who could feel. 213 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,649 Who could touch. 214 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,957 I think we should go. 215 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,987 You say this stranger shot Blackie in the back? 216 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,929 Yes. He got everybody in the bar to say that we done it. Can you believe that? 217 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,297 Then he's a coward and a liar! 218 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,195 You better take care of him. 219 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,500 How do you mean? 220 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,841 Shoot him! 221 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:03,002 End his life, that's what I mean when I say take care of somebody. 222 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,672 I want you to cut him open, reach in with your bare hands... 223 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,250 Hi, Daddy, am I interrupting? 224 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,943 No. 225 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,454 I was just telling the boys here how to bury Blackie. 226 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:18,617 Daddy, can I have Wildfire for my very, very own? 227 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,229 Please, Daddy. I'll be careful, I promise. 228 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,594 Wildfire is a lot of horse, little lady. 229 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,428 Oh, Daddy, please! 230 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,003 If anybody can ride him, I can. 231 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,601 Please, please, please, please, please. 232 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,368 Well, I guess you're right. He's yours. 233 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,443 Oh, thank you, Daddy! 234 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,740 Oh, thank you, thank you. 235 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,781 Bury Blackie? 236 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,220 Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead. 237 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,685 No! 238 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,894 You and Blackie dated? 239 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,331 Dated? 240 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:04,530 Oh, Daddy, we did everything together. Everything. 241 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,900 Oh, my God. 242 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,306 I knew the real Blackie. 243 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:14,277 Oh, Daddy, he could feel. He could touch. 244 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:18,080 Oh, my God! 245 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:19,952 Take care of her, men. 246 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:25,323 No, not that! Take her upstairs is what I meant. 247 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,058 Gee whiz! 248 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,825 My dearest mother. 249 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:40,161 Quiet. Quiet. 250 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:47,337 Send $1,000 251 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,411 for supplies 252 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,673 and travel. 253 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:58,978 Thanking you in advance. 254 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:00,952 - I am... - Let's shoot him now. 255 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:04,184 No. Let's be on the safe side, wait till he's asleep. 256 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,226 The Singing Cowboy. 257 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,077 He's gone. 258 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,882 He's not gone, you idiot. He's somewhere out there in the dark. 259 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,059 He got the drop on us. 260 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,194 Howdy, stranger. 261 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,035 Howdy. 262 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,905 We're looking for someone named...Betty. 263 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,237 There's no Betty here. 264 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,912 No Betty here? 265 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,304 Did you hear that, fellas? 266 00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,676 I reckon we came to the wrong campsite. 267 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,476 I reckon you did. 268 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,339 You fellas are making a big mistake. 269 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,171 How's that? 270 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,777 The way you positioned yourselves. 271 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:34,644 When the shooting starts, you're likely to miss me and hit each other. 272 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,470 You think you're real smart, don't you, fella? 273 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,041 When I see something that's obviously wrong, I usually speak up. 274 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,375 Well, I hope you're good in arithmetic too 275 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:13,021 because there's only one of you and there's...five of us. 276 00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:16,192 - Oh, that doesn't matter. - How do you mean? 277 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:19,652 Just to be semi-fair, 278 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,296 I'll only use one gun. 279 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,027 Oh, we've got a real smart aleck on our hands, haven't we, boys? 280 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,007 All you have to do is draw. 281 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,404 What if we don't wanna draw? 282 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,578 Now, that would be fine with me. 283 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,542 Actually, I'd prefer it. 284 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:41,411 But we do wanna draw. Don't we, men? 285 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,316 Anytime, boys. 286 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:11,740 You're the only one I can turn to now, Wildfire. 287 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,579 You're like me. 288 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,815 You're wild and free and headstrong, 289 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,552 but you love me. 290 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:28,220 That's why I'm the only, only person in the whole world who can ride you. 291 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:32,834 - I'm tired of getting shot in the hand. - Shut up. 292 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:37,803 - What are we gonna tell the colonel? - Tell him we need help to kill this guy. 293 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,048 Who is it? 294 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,015 A bunch of your men. 295 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,692 Five of them. 296 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:58,861 I'll be right there, men. 297 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,691 Did you kill him? 298 00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,897 No, not exactly. 299 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:08,435 Not exactly? 300 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:12,905 Well, we tried to kill him, colonel, but he shot us in the hands. 301 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,204 - In the hands? - Yeah, it hurts too. 302 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:20,747 I think we ought to talk to the rail road men about helping us kill this guy. 303 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,419 I don't like going to the rail road for help. 304 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:26,020 This guy's faster on the draw than Blackie was. 305 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,316 Yeah, colonel, and he never misses. 306 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:32,023 Well, 307 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:36,197 maybe we should go to the rail road people. 308 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:42,397 Why don't you all come in, make yourselves comfortable. 309 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,404 - We'll gab about it. - Well, we can't, colonel. 310 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:49,875 We have to, you know, go to town, see the doctor about our hands. 311 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,947 - And it's a weeknight. - Yeah. 312 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,049 Oh, all right, good night! 313 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,379 Oh, by the way, have any of you seen my daughter? 314 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,715 - No. - No. No, sir, colonel. 315 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:06,161 She's probably out riding Wildfire. 316 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:10,423 There's one little lady who can take care of herself. 317 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,301 Help! Help! 318 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,430 Help! 319 00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:36,414 In the '60s, they started making these spaghetti Westerns. 320 00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,491 I was always jealous of these guys 321 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:41,664 because they had better background music than we did. 322 00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:44,527 They all got to wear those great raincoats, 323 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,226 even when it was 110 in the shade. 324 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:50,895 Trouble was, you could hardly understand anything they said. 325 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,607 Colonel, don't you think 326 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:56,608 you and me ought to work together? 327 00:28:56,901 --> 00:29:00,246 I mean, I know our men dress differently, 328 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,146 but look what we have in common. 329 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,878 We're both rich. 330 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,751 We're both power-mad. 331 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:12,861 And we're both colonels. Now, that's got to count for something. 332 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,596 Tell me... 333 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:20,692 Tell me about this stranger who shoots men in the hand. 334 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:26,536 Could his presence here result in an all-out range war? 335 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:31,737 Well, maybe not a range war exactly, 336 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,473 but certainly a lot of killing. 337 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:37,482 You have my word on that, a lot of it! 338 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,951 All right. 339 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:41,385 Count us in. 340 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,456 Oh, good, good, good. 341 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,859 Now, the first thing we have to do 342 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,725 is keep the element of surprise. 343 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:52,834 This fancy-shooting fella has got to be kept 344 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:56,130 completely in the dark about what we're doing. 345 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,108 Hey, look! 346 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:09,310 What them? 347 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,813 Somebody pull the emergency brake! 348 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,082 - Quick! - No! Don't! 349 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,830 Get the horses! 350 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:28,129 We can't. We left them at the station. 351 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,101 Oh, you idiots! 352 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,609 What were we supposed to do, buy them tickets? 353 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,458 Have you got three rifles with telescopic sights? 354 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:58,361 Yes. 355 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,683 You missed! How could you miss? 356 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:26,520 Even with these sights, we got a target 100 yards away or more. 357 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,891 We've never fired these weapons before! 358 00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:32,864 There's a definite wind factor, and we've got a problem with the sun! 359 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,496 Just shoot, OK? 360 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,174 Well, hell, we're gonna be here all day. 361 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:17,640 This isn't going to be easy, is it? 362 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,585 On, Wildfire, on! 363 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,620 Have you got a light? 364 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,416 Yeah, I got a light. 365 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:32,117 Your butt and my face. 366 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,624 Now, wait a minute. 367 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,894 I got a match. 368 00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:43,732 Yeah, and it's... It's not your butt. 369 00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:47,637 It's... It's my butt! 370 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,277 Yeah, my butt and... 371 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,546 My butt and... 372 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,013 Hi, stranger, wanna know what's going on? 373 00:32:55,206 --> 00:32:57,243 I'm the town doctor, you fool. 374 00:32:57,442 --> 00:33:01,413 - Oh, yeah. Hi, doc. How's it going? - Bartender, shot of bourbon. 375 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:05,059 I didn't recognize you. You look like you seen a ghost. 376 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,320 I've seen worse than that. 377 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:10,761 - Where's the hair? - It's in there. 378 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,676 Last night, five men came to me, all complaining of hand injuries. 379 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,640 Almost identical. 380 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,677 Not more than 20 minutes ago, 381 00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,440 three more men came in with the same wound. 382 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,642 - Is that a coincidence? - What do you think it is? 383 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,378 I can't be sure. 384 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,284 I don't want to start a panic, 385 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,049 but I think... 386 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:40,925 I think it's some kind of bacteria that splits the skin. 387 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,963 Fortunately, so far, it's just confined to males, 388 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,759 but who can tell? 389 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,494 I'm not prepared to fight this kind of thing. 390 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,196 I don't have the tools or the know-how. 391 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,137 I don't have the drugs! 392 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,835 - Will you excuse me, doc? - Sure. 393 00:33:58,436 --> 00:33:59,676 Just talk? 394 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,646 - That's it? - That's it. 395 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,581 - For $600? - Yeah. 396 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:08,053 These are the 1880s, $600 is a fortune. 397 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:12,092 Los Angeles real estate is going for 50 cents an acre. An acre! 398 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:15,162 - I can get a steak for a dime. - That's wonderful. 399 00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:17,560 - Hi, Miss Tracy. - Hi. 400 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:19,996 Would you excuse me? 401 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,604 OK. 402 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:26,006 - You wanted to see me, Miss Tracy? - Yes. 403 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,440 You know that stranger in here yesterday? 404 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:32,547 The one whose trousers virtually suck to his legs. 405 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,216 Yes, ma'am. 406 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,316 Where's he hanging out? 407 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:39,010 You know what I mean, hanging out? 408 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:43,022 Yeah, yeah, he has a campsite just outside of town. 409 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:44,852 What's his name? 410 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:46,824 You know, his handle. 411 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,965 Rex O'Herlihan, The Singing Cowboy. 412 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:53,567 - The what? - The Singing Cowboy. 413 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,072 Well, I want him. 414 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:57,930 I want to... 415 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:09,280 Tell the mule what happened. Go on, tell him. 416 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,149 It was something. 417 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:14,755 Really something. 418 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,189 Those guys even had scope rifles too. 419 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:25,223 Yeah, it was incredible. 420 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,939 I knew the whole plan, but who cares about that? 421 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,805 The thing of it was... The thing was jumping on top of Wildfire 422 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,412 and those guys hitting the brakes. 423 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:42,612 Help. 424 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,519 On, Wildfire, on! 425 00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,027 Help! 426 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,337 Whoa, whoa. 427 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,721 Where am I? 428 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:34,501 In a small village, just noflh of Oslo, Norway. 429 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,536 Really? 430 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,098 No. 431 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,239 Actually, you're a few miles outside of Oakwood Estates. 432 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,883 Oh, you were teasing me, weren't you? 433 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:50,584 Yep. 434 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,152 Oh, I like that. 435 00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:58,381 Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, 436 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,056 Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, 437 00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:04,165 you could bet something else would happen. 438 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:08,960 - Thanks for washing my dress. - Oh, my pleasure. 439 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,630 I never have problems with ground-in did stains. 440 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,207 Blood and chocolate are the tough ones. 441 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,310 Do you live around here? 442 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,318 Oh, you work around here, then. 443 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:25,949 You're on vacation. 444 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,488 No, not really. 445 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,292 - I wanna thank you... - You know... 446 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:33,756 - You go. - No, you. 447 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:37,728 - No, you. - Well, what I was gonna say was 448 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:40,529 it certainly is some horse of yours. 449 00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:44,104 Yes! Oh, he's been dragging me around since last night. 450 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,003 He's an Arabian. They have great stamina. 451 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,836 Yeah, I know. 452 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,037 His name is Wildfire. 453 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:54,549 - What? - His name is Wildfire. 454 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:57,276 - Are you kidding me? - No, I don't think so. 455 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:59,455 My horse's name is Wildfire! 456 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:00,987 - No! - Yes. 457 00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:04,387 - That's amazing. - That's an incredible coincidence. 458 00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,755 Don't you just love the name Wildfire? 459 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,056 Yeah, it's the greatest, the best. 460 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,096 Have you got more of that plant? 461 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,099 Oh, yeah, sure, there's some in the... 462 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,635 What? 463 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:18,135 What is it? 464 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:23,270 Oh, don't worry about it. You're just getting paranoid. 465 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,276 Someone's coming. 466 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:29,774 - I don't hear anything. - Trust me, someone's coming. 467 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,114 Hide in those trees down there just for a little while. 468 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,416 - Why? - Well, how does it look? 469 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:40,855 Here you are, a nice girl without any clothes on, and I'm a good guy. 470 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:42,562 I'd appreciate it. 471 00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:43,993 All right. 472 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:47,931 - In the trees? - Yeah. Just for a couple of minutes. 473 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:54,238 - What's your name, by the way? - Rex. 474 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:56,070 Oh, my gosh. 475 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:59,111 - What? - My dog's name is Rex. 476 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:22,828 Hello, Rex. 477 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,537 Hi. 478 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,739 Remember me? 479 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,445 Yeah, you're Miss Tracy, the town... 480 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:33,179 Hostess. 481 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,417 Yeah. Right. 482 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,980 Howdy, ma'am. 483 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,077 Howdy. 484 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,656 Most men I know only have one gun. 485 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,294 Huh? 486 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:49,692 Oh, sorry about that. 487 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:51,932 I'm kind of busy here. 488 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,660 I have to feed the fire and keep the horses maintained. 489 00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:59,667 Come on, Rex, can't you even offer a girl a drink? 490 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,278 OK. One quick drink. Why not? 491 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:07,616 I have a bottle of sherry that my mother sent me. 492 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,885 Hasn't been opened since Christmas. 493 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,613 I don't usually drink myself, you understand. 494 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,624 OK, one little sherry... 495 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,995 Well? 496 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,092 Oh, Miss Tracy, you got the wrong guy, really. 497 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,798 I'm ready, Rex. 498 00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:30,631 Ready for what? 499 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:35,702 A nice, long conversation. 500 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:40,508 Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand. I can't talk like that. 501 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,575 So sing it. 502 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,753 I'd love to, but I... 503 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,247 What is it? 504 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,186 Someone's coming. 505 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,259 - Someone's coming? - Yeah, out there. 506 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,227 - You'd better hide behind that boulder. - Why? 507 00:40:56,687 --> 00:41:00,066 Why? You're in your underwear, and I'm... You know. 508 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:02,897 - I'm a straight shooter. - Good. 509 00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:07,166 Oh, please get behind that boulder. It won't be long. 510 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:10,671 As a special favor to me. 511 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:13,214 OK. 512 00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:18,353 But you owe me. 513 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,350 Thank you so much. 514 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,368 I told you to hide. 515 00:41:39,563 --> 00:41:43,204 - I heard a woman's voice. - What? No, you didn't. That was... 516 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,142 That's just some old hoot owl hooting. 517 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,280 Whose cape is this? 518 00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:53,381 Mine. This is just pan of my stuff. 519 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:56,487 It's cold out here, don't you think? 520 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:00,590 - Rex, are you OK? - I'm fine, fine, just fine. 521 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,731 Go hide in the trees. I'll call you when it's safe. 522 00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:05,662 OK. 523 00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:11,996 Oh, what a night! 524 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:18,503 Hi. Remember me? 525 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:23,008 - Sure, you're the town drunk. - Yeah. 526 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:26,853 - How do you like my new outfit? - It's nice, very nice. 527 00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:30,085 - So is yours. - Thank you. 528 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:34,324 - Mine's a sidekick outfit. - I know. 529 00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:37,863 And you don't have a sidekick, am I right? 530 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,557 That's right. 531 00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:41,498 Well... 532 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,002 What about me? 533 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,197 Now, look... 534 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,674 - Peter. - Look, Peter, 535 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,973 I don't have a sidekick. I ride alone. That's my style. 536 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,548 You could use a sidekick, couldn't you? 537 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:59,277 No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone. 538 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:02,915 I ride alone 539 00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,683 Change it. 540 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,193 - It took me four years to get that right. - It did? 541 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:12,197 There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, I have to... 542 00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:15,927 Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief. 543 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:18,732 What's gonna happen to me in Oakwood Estates? 544 00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:21,065 I'm just the town drunk. 545 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,474 I want more than that. I wanna see the world. 546 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:28,681 - I wanna see other towns at least. - They're all the same. 547 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:31,443 But you don't know that for sure. 548 00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,286 I do, Peter. 549 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:37,823 I know lots of things. One thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, 550 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:39,722 even if I wanted one. 551 00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:42,054 You see, 552 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:44,425 I know what happens. 553 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:46,468 I know the future. 554 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:48,802 What? 555 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,398 Look, please go. 556 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,900 OK. 557 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,636 OK. 558 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,406 OK. 559 00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:03,244 I made a fool out of myself again. 560 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:08,014 I ought to just go back to the gutter where I belong. 561 00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:11,091 - What are you doing? - Getting out of this outfit. 562 00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:13,124 My drunk suit's here in the bag. 563 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,422 Can I have my drink, please? 564 00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:18,456 - Who was that? - Somebody who wants a drink. 565 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,158 The range is full of them. 566 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:23,134 I dropped the blanket in the dark. 567 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,069 That's OK. I'll find it tomorrow. 568 00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:28,474 You gave her a blanket? 569 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,272 I had to nearly rape you for a lousy sherry. 570 00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:36,213 He rides alone? You're the most un-alone guy I ever met. 571 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:38,751 Look, I can explain all of this. 572 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,017 Oh, no. 573 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,586 - Now what? - The sheepherders. 574 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,659 The sheepherders! 575 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:50,662 Oh, Rex, they can't see me here. I'm the cattle baron's daughter. 576 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,561 You are? 577 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,093 Mr. Rex. 578 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:57,203 Over here! 579 00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:59,502 Over here! 580 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:03,841 - Hello. - Hello. 581 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:06,977 - Hello. - Hello. 582 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:13,377 We're informal tonight. I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. 583 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:18,118 - You knew we were coming? - He knows the future. 584 00:45:18,615 --> 00:45:21,562 Why don't you come on in. Just grab a seat anywhere. 585 00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:23,732 - Thank you. - Anywhere you like. 586 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:26,731 Fine, fine. Good, good. 587 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:33,571 - Mr. Rex, we need your help. - I know. 588 00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:35,410 You do? 589 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,340 Yesterday, in the bar, they shot my son. 590 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,980 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was your son. 591 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:46,086 Oh, please, Mr. Rex, you must help us! 592 00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:49,382 - You are our only hope! - I understand. 593 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,254 - Without you, we are doomed! - I know. 594 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:56,556 - Doomed, I tell you! Doomed! - OK, he gets it. OK? 595 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,997 - What the hell's wrong with you? - Oh, sir. 596 00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:03,637 - Me? - Yes. Don't worry. I'm gonna help you. 597 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:08,401 Someone like me always helped you, is helping you and always will help you. 598 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:14,037 - What? - Excuse me, what is this? 599 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:16,013 It's just a root. 600 00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:19,251 From now on, I'm the town root junkie. 601 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:21,823 - Sir. - What? 602 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:25,619 The cattlemen have joined forces with the rail road guys. 603 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:30,289 If you scream one more time, I'll tear your head out. 604 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:34,859 Sir, I cannot defeat the cattlemen and the rail road guys by myself. 605 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,004 I'll need the help of sheepherders. 606 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:40,705 Oh, no, Mr. Rex, we don't fight. 607 00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:42,639 We don't believe in that. 608 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:47,441 Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. That's our motto. 609 00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:51,777 I'll fight them by myself. It's not a big problem. 610 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,318 No, you won't! 611 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:54,955 I'll fight them with you. 612 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,489 - You and me together, Rex. - No. 613 00:46:57,681 --> 00:47:01,219 Oh, give him a break, Rex. He wants it so much. 614 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:04,422 - You know what I'm saying? - Oh, please! 615 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:07,966 Then let him fight. He wants to fight. He's a young man. 616 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:10,001 Come on, do something different. 617 00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:12,834 I'm the only one here that knows what's gonna happen. 618 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:16,705 He wants to fight. Let him fight. He's a young man. 619 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:24,379 And that's how me and Rex actually got together. 620 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,816 I'll never forget that next day. 621 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:45,506 At first, he was trying to get rid of me. 622 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:46,936 Come on. 623 00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:50,369 You wanna be a sidekick, learn the ropes. 624 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,506 OK, Rex. 625 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,114 OK. 626 00:47:58,642 --> 00:48:01,088 Good. Very good. 627 00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:02,824 Thank you. 628 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:05,516 Thank you very much. 629 00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:30,374 OK. 630 00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:51,501 But later, he and I wrote a song together, 631 00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:56,735 and because I could sing real good, I started winning him over. 632 00:48:57,501 --> 00:49:00,107 That's great. Great chords. Let's do it again. 633 00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:06,115 I'll get by 634 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:10,759 I'll wait until the rivers run dry 635 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:15,397 if it takes a million years Girl, I 636 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:20,227 Will know a million years Can't come too soon 637 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:25,061 Somehow, somewhere 638 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:30,638 Our eyes will meet And then and there 639 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:35,408 The sparks will set A magic night on fire 640 00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:45,253 And I'll lasso you the moon 641 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:51,723 That's terrific. 642 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,430 Great! 643 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,962 Come on, we're going for a swim. 644 00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:02,006 - I don't know, Rex. - Oh, there's nothing to it. 645 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:05,271 - I'm a little nervous. - It's just water. 646 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,692 I really had no idea what this job was all about. 647 00:50:23,487 --> 00:50:25,296 It's not easy. 648 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,029 I'll tell you, Rex, 649 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:37,736 if it wasn't for these roots, I bet I'd be sore all over. 650 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:41,474 Well, time to hit the sack. 651 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:43,445 Night, Peter. 652 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,620 Pleasant dreams, Rex. 653 00:50:46,643 --> 00:50:48,520 Hey, Rex. 654 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,488 It's a silly question, I guess, 655 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,994 but do you really know the future? 656 00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:01,199 - Yes. - Wanna explain that? 657 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:08,443 I told you, all those towns are the same. 658 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,312 Well, 659 00:51:11,535 --> 00:51:15,711 the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. 660 00:51:16,673 --> 00:51:19,847 The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, 661 00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:23,855 are always taking advantage of the good guys, who are usually poor. 662 00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,421 I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, 663 00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:31,190 defeat the bad guys, and then I ride out. Over and over. 664 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:34,696 It's my karma, I guess. 665 00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:36,465 Your what? 666 00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:42,771 Try to get some sleep, Peter. Tomorrow's the big shootout. 667 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,378 OK. 668 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:53,448 Shootout? 669 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:58,954 Look, I painted a circle around Isabel's eye. What do you think? 670 00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:00,651 I think you're weird. 671 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:04,765 Rex, about this shootout, what are your plans? 672 00:52:05,822 --> 00:52:10,965 Oh, I don't know. I guess I'll shoot the guns out of their hands. 673 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:14,570 Well, 674 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:17,074 how many will there be? 675 00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:18,974 I don't know. 676 00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:20,544 Don't know? 677 00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:23,650 - I thought you knew the future. - Oh, in general. 678 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,217 In general? 679 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:27,547 No specifics? 680 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:30,618 Maybe I should buy me a steel helmet. 681 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,851 You wanted the sidekick job. 682 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:44,962 I don't see anybody. 683 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,869 This is it. 684 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:07,659 Holy mackerel. 685 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:16,735 I made a mistake. 686 00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:19,696 We can't beat this many men. 687 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:21,967 Now...? 688 00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:24,308 Now you realize that? 689 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,512 I mean, damn, Rex. 690 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:31,777 - For a guy who knows the future... - There's too many of them. 691 00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:35,923 Forty percent chicken out. I didn't think they'd have a good turnout. 692 00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:38,092 What are we gonna do? 693 00:53:39,115 --> 00:53:41,686 - I'm thinking. - Good. 694 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:43,125 Good. 695 00:53:43,787 --> 00:53:48,634 Everyone whose birthday occurs on an even-numbered day, aim at Rex. 696 00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:52,363 Everyone with an odd-numbered birthday, aim at the nerd. 697 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,838 I'll distract them. When I give you the word, you ride away. 698 00:53:58,034 --> 00:53:59,274 No problem. 699 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,809 Ready, aim... 700 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:04,485 Let me do it. Let me do it. I want to do it. 701 00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:06,085 Fine, I don't care. 702 00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:07,778 Ready! 703 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,188 Aim! 704 00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:54,966 He is very good. 705 00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:21,494 - Wish my horse could do that. - Me too. 706 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:36,176 Let's get out of here. 707 00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:37,941 Take off! 708 00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:39,636 Now! 709 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:48,850 Don't just stand there. After them, men! 710 00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:52,326 We can't go after them. We're up here on this ridge. 711 00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:54,594 Gee whiz! 712 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,024 You told us to get up here. 713 00:55:58,154 --> 00:55:59,895 We need to talk. 714 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,400 This is really embarrassing. 715 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,267 Go, Isabel! 716 00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:08,375 This sort of thing drove the bad guys crazy. 717 00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:12,377 And they did everything they could think of to get rid of us. 718 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:19,246 Of course, it never worked. 719 00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:22,946 In the first place, Rex always knew what they were gonna do 720 00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:24,887 before they did it. 721 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:32,022 Good night, boys. See you tomorrow. 722 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:37,638 And in the second place, they were the bad guys, so they couldn't win. 723 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,838 - Jud. - Yes, sir. 724 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:47,605 Throw another fagot on the fire. 725 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:52,786 What? 726 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:56,583 Another log. Throw another log on the fire. 727 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,919 - Yes, sir, right away. - Damn. 728 00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,421 - We know one thing. - What? 729 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:07,432 Brute force doesn't work. He always outsmarts us. 730 00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:08,864 That's right. 731 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,896 That means we've got to outsmart him. 732 00:57:16,332 --> 00:57:18,209 The problem is, 733 00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:21,013 we are bad and he's good, 734 00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:23,377 so he always beats us. 735 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,746 That's the problem. 736 00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:30,620 - Wait a minute. - What? 737 00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,052 That's it. 738 00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:34,626 I've got it! 739 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:38,527 - Got what? - A truly great idea! 740 00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:48,401 What the colonel had was a truly great idea. 741 00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:51,772 All we knew, at the time, was what usually happened. 742 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:55,916 The bad guys would get a hired gun and a shootout would follow. 743 00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:59,382 But I could tell Rex was getting a little edgy. 744 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:05,288 It was like he knew something was going to happen 745 00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:08,829 that hadn't happened before. 746 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:12,789 - When is the showdown? - What? 747 00:58:13,189 --> 00:58:15,294 When is this guy gonna come to town? 748 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,234 Tomorrow. I fight him tomorrow. 749 00:58:19,362 --> 00:58:23,606 Well, what do you wanna do now? Wanna go swimming or iron shins? 750 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,208 Swim or shirts? 751 00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:29,079 Go back to camp. I need some time alone. 752 00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:32,219 - Come on, Rex. - I need some me time. 753 00:58:32,408 --> 00:58:33,910 "Me time"? 754 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:38,024 Hey, hey, how about I have the girls out? 755 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,454 No. 756 00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:41,925 - Don't you like girls, Rex? - Yes! 757 00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:45,190 Yes, I like them very much. 758 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:47,728 I'll see you tonight, Peter. 759 00:58:48,491 --> 00:58:50,266 So long, Rex. 760 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,777 On, Wildfire, on! 761 00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,628 Let's take it on home, Miss Tracy. 762 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:33,578 I ride alone 763 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,847 I was good that time. We'll finally get this thing right. 764 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:39,782 Hi, Rex. 765 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:45,082 Hey, Rex, how's tricks? You know, tricks. 766 00:59:46,282 --> 00:59:47,522 What's going on here? 767 00:59:49,819 --> 00:59:51,560 Rex. 768 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:55,560 - I was lonely. - You were lonely? 769 00:59:55,858 --> 00:59:59,499 You don't know what lonely is, sport May I have my guitar, please? 770 01:00:04,734 --> 01:00:07,442 I don't suppose you know my mother gave me this 771 01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:10,243 and I hold the copyright on that song. 772 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,942 No, I didn't. 773 01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:15,689 This is my campsite. I live here. 774 01:00:15,878 --> 01:00:17,255 I found the spot. 775 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,690 I'm the one who put the rocks in a circle to make a fire. 776 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:24,797 Rex, I am completely out of line, and it won't ever happen again. 777 01:00:25,254 --> 01:00:27,734 Correct. It won't, Peter. 778 01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:35,603 Relax, Rex, we all just had a root. 779 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:38,506 You know, root. 780 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,940 Oh, good, my roots! 781 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,142 Go ahead, eat them all. Have a big old time. 782 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:49,048 But you're gonna have to excuse me. 783 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:51,851 Some of us have a gunfight tomorrow. 784 01:00:55,585 --> 01:00:57,189 Girls, 785 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,963 I think you better get dressed and go. 786 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:03,296 He's not himself. 787 01:01:11,968 --> 01:01:13,413 Rex. 788 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,612 Go home, Peter. 789 01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:21,246 OK. 790 01:01:21,711 --> 01:01:24,089 OK, I'm fired. 791 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,794 I deserve it. 792 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:32,562 But I just want to say one thing. 793 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,470 I hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands. 794 01:01:36,926 --> 01:01:39,532 - Who? - Barber. 795 01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,342 - Bob Barber. - Bob Barber? 796 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:45,138 That's what the colonel's daughter called him. 797 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:48,042 Not Bad Bob Barber? 798 01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:50,148 Bothersome Bob Barber? 799 01:01:50,339 --> 01:01:51,841 Bob "The Butcher" Barber? 800 01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:54,049 No. 801 01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,851 No, just Bob. 802 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:04,194 Look, I'll see you later. 803 01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:07,564 It's been fun. 804 01:02:59,242 --> 01:03:05,318 I can see by your outfit That you are a cowboy 805 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:10,988 You can see by my outfit I'm a cowboy too 806 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:33,747 Hello, Rex. 807 01:03:35,211 --> 01:03:37,782 Bob? Bob Barber? 808 01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:43,126 Yep. 809 01:03:47,123 --> 01:03:50,468 Though some folks call me Wrangler Bob Barber. 810 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,069 Nice outfit. 811 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:56,977 Thanks. So is yours. 812 01:03:59,468 --> 01:04:03,109 - Just something I threw together. - Same here. 813 01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:05,882 You don't wear the same outfit every day? 814 01:04:06,075 --> 01:04:09,113 No, that's boring. 815 01:04:11,314 --> 01:04:13,316 Ever face another good guy before? 816 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:17,756 - No. - Me neither. 817 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:20,198 Makes you wonder what will happen. 818 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:23,529 I guess the good guy will win, just like always. 819 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,867 Yep. Except we're both good guys. 820 01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:29,771 Then I reckon the most good good guy will win. 821 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:33,878 - That's the way I figure too. - Yep. 822 01:04:57,326 --> 01:05:00,136 You can't beat me, Bob. You work for the colonels. 823 01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:03,503 That makes me the most good. I don't see how I can lose. 824 01:05:03,699 --> 01:05:07,579 Yeah. But I don't drink whiskey with hair in it. 825 01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:09,511 Me neither. I just buy it. 826 01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:12,811 I don't have the colonel's daughter, who's practically a minor, 827 01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:15,512 out to my campsite after dark. 828 01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:18,118 That was wrong, I admit... 829 01:05:18,314 --> 01:05:22,524 In the company of a known prostitute and a notorious alcoholic. 830 01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:27,167 - Yeah, you see, but they... - True or false? 831 01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:30,368 - True, but... - There were drugs present? 832 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:33,096 - Well, you could say that. - Yes or no? 833 01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:36,573 - Yes! What are you, a lawyer? - Used to be, yeah. 834 01:05:37,233 --> 01:05:40,544 Look, I know this all sounds bad... 835 01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:44,707 You did all this stuff, and you still call yourself a good guy? 836 01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:47,319 Yeah. Yeah, you're damn right I do. 837 01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:51,790 - You don't have to curse. - I'll curse if I want to! 838 01:05:51,981 --> 01:05:54,291 Damn, damn, hell, damn, 839 01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:56,986 tee-tee, do-do. 840 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:04,502 Hold on, little buckaroos. You can't be hearing language like that. 841 01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:09,143 Get on back to school, obey your teachers and study really hard. 842 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,741 Nice going. 843 01:06:11,934 --> 01:06:15,643 I also understand you're 31, single and don't even date. 844 01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:18,210 - What? - The colonel told me. 845 01:06:18,407 --> 01:06:20,751 - What are you getting at? - Nothing. 846 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:23,651 Except we both know in order to be a good guy, 847 01:06:23,846 --> 01:06:25,951 you gotta be a confident heterosexual. 848 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:29,095 - A what? - A confident heterosexual. 849 01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:33,961 Well, of course I know that. Let's draw. I'll shoot you in both hands. 850 01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:38,436 OK. Since we're both good guys, neither of us can draw first. 851 01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:41,506 - I'll count down from five. - Let's go. 852 01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:44,241 Five, four... 853 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:48,210 - You said, "A confident heterosexual"? - Yes. 854 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:54,252 - I thought it was just a heterosexual. - No, it's a confident heterosexual. 855 01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:56,252 - You're sure? - I'm sure. 856 01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:00,321 I didn't know that. 857 01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:04,761 Don't worry, Rex, I'm not gonna hurt you. 858 01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:07,400 I'll just shoot the guns out of your hands. 859 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,871 - Rather you shoot me in the heart. - You know I can't do that. 860 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:15,008 Five. 861 01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:18,068 - Four. - Confident. 862 01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:20,304 Three. 863 01:07:20,803 --> 01:07:23,613 - Two. - Wait a minute. Hold it. 864 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,377 I can't fight you today. 865 01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:33,788 I'll fight you tomorrow or maybe Thursday. 866 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,623 Thursday would be good. I'll see you then. 867 01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:57,283 And Rex backed down, first time ever. 868 01:07:57,473 --> 01:07:59,851 Right away, everybody got down on him. 869 01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:01,612 Coward! 870 01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,954 Pervert! 871 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,482 Libertine! 872 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:11,364 You know how people are. They're probably like this in your hometown. 873 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:13,033 Freethinker! 874 01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:15,031 Homo! 875 01:08:26,135 --> 01:08:27,705 No! 876 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:30,941 No! Hey, you! 877 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:32,911 Never mind. 878 01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:37,846 Hey, you! You can't talk to my friend like that! 879 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,098 Well, what are you gonna do? 880 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:53,967 Where will you go? 881 01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:55,801 I don't know. 882 01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:58,975 I'm certainly not the good guy anymore. 883 01:08:59,435 --> 01:09:02,814 I guess the first thing I'll do is get some new clothes. 884 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:05,815 Understated stuff, lots of browns. 885 01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:09,689 Then I guess I'll have to sell Wildfire. 886 01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,324 What? 887 01:09:11,514 --> 01:09:14,256 I have to. He's too good a horse for me now. 888 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:17,329 Hey. Hey, Rex. 889 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,693 Let's get the targets and go practice. 890 01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:24,395 Practice doesn't have anything to do with it. It's all psychological. 891 01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:28,006 If you're confident, you win. If not, you lose. And I'm not. 892 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,471 About what? 893 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:32,102 About... 894 01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:33,708 About... 895 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:37,441 You know what my life is like. I'm on the road all the time. 896 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:42,282 So you know, I kiss the girls, and then I leave. 897 01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:46,618 That's all I do. I just kiss them. It never gets any further than that. 898 01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:51,162 This is 1884. You gotta date and date and date and date, 899 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:54,197 and sometimes marry them even, before they'll... 900 01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:55,960 You know. 901 01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:59,698 Wait a minute. 902 01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:04,102 You mean, you've never...? 903 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,271 Never. 904 01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:10,647 My God, Rex. 905 01:10:11,006 --> 01:10:13,111 You are a good guy. 906 01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:18,314 He wouldn't fight. 907 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:19,987 He's scared. 908 01:10:20,182 --> 01:10:22,890 It's a combination of guilt and insecurity. 909 01:10:23,085 --> 01:10:26,123 It's obvious that he's not at home with his sexuality. 910 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,962 - What? - His sexuality. 911 01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:31,566 Well, 912 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:35,606 that definitely finishes him as a good guy. 913 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:39,040 You can't be a good guy and scared. 914 01:10:40,135 --> 01:10:42,081 Well, I'm not so sure. 915 01:10:42,271 --> 01:10:45,741 I want him taken care of permanently. 916 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:49,250 - Bob, you've got to go out and get him. - I can't. 917 01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:53,692 If he's backed down, I can't go after him. It wouldn't be nice. 918 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,891 Then we've got to draw him back to you. 919 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,589 H OW? 920 01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:03,629 Do something despicable to him. 921 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:07,569 Something so rotten he'll have to come back in. 922 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:10,039 I can't have a hand in any of that. 923 01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:12,946 Of course, of course. 924 01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:16,043 - Cookie? - Thanks. 925 01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:21,121 Rex must have known something was up, 926 01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:24,848 because he took special precautions with my safety. 927 01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:27,220 But he didn't care about himself. 928 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:30,260 He even threw away his guns. 929 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:40,039 True to their word, the bad guys did something despicable. 930 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:45,872 Something that really made Rex mad and didn't amuse me much either. 931 01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:47,775 Hey, drunk! 932 01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:57,116 Peter! 933 01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:05,457 On, Wildfire, on! 934 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:21,972 Oh, good morning, Mr. Rex. 935 01:13:22,831 --> 01:13:25,072 Get your rifle and come with me. 936 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:27,871 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Rex. I cannot do that. 937 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,676 Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. 938 01:13:30,873 --> 01:13:35,379 Get your rifle and come with me, or I'll shoot your wife in the shoulder. 939 01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:04,676 He's coming! 940 01:15:04,867 --> 01:15:06,244 He's coming! 941 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:08,472 He's coming! 942 01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:13,619 - And he's standing in the saddle! - Standing in the saddle? 943 01:15:22,784 --> 01:15:24,593 It's not important. 944 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,266 It means nothing. He's just showing off. 945 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:34,603 It looks like he's brought some folks with him. 946 01:16:24,179 --> 01:16:25,556 I'm back, Bob. 947 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,784 Morning, Rex. 948 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,223 Nice to see you. 949 01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,163 Now! 950 01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:45,905 Just like you said, Rex! 951 01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:53,447 What?! Oh, now, wait just a minute here. 952 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:57,283 This really came out of the blue. We shot that guy yesterday. 953 01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:58,719 - Twice. - Twice! 954 01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:02,361 - With shotguns. - I mean, come on! 955 01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:07,125 You think Rex O'Herlihan doesn't know that his sidekick always gets killed? 956 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:09,632 Why didn't he hire me right away? 957 01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:12,806 Why do you think he made me wear this? 958 01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:18,936 Wake up, you jugheads. He's always two steps ahead of guys like you. 959 01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:23,910 I didn't know about the man on the roof. I had nothing to do with this. 960 01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:28,980 I don't approve of your actions here. We're gonna have to talk about it. 961 01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:32,047 I'm tired of talking. 962 01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:40,026 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 963 01:18:06,915 --> 01:18:08,155 Hold your fire! 964 01:18:10,652 --> 01:18:12,359 Hold your fire! 965 01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:16,097 No reason for anybody to get involved except Bob and me. 966 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,231 Little late, big guy. 967 01:18:23,498 --> 01:18:25,876 All my men are dead. 968 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:28,605 Every single one of them. 969 01:18:28,804 --> 01:18:32,547 - Who will build the rail road now? - Forget about the rail road. 970 01:18:32,741 --> 01:18:36,746 Forget the rail road? That's very simple for you to say. 971 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:39,949 - We'll talk later. - No. We'll talk now! 972 01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,554 I think you are overbearing. 973 01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:46,096 And I think he is...boring. 974 01:18:46,288 --> 01:18:50,134 And I wish I had never gotten involved in any of this. 975 01:18:58,133 --> 01:19:00,204 Well, Rex, you wanna call it off? 976 01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:02,605 No. 977 01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:06,611 You started this. I'm gonna finish it. 978 01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:12,048 - Five. - Still got the same problems. 979 01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,625 - Four. - We could just walk away from it. 980 01:19:14,816 --> 01:19:17,057 - Three. - Whatever you want. 981 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:19,163 - Two. - Violence is no solution. 982 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:20,897 One. 983 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,553 You're not a good guy at all. 984 01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:46,748 I'm a lawyer, you idiot! 985 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,901 Rex. Rex. 986 01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:02,569 You shot him in the head. 987 01:20:02,764 --> 01:20:05,210 How do you feel about that? 988 01:20:05,934 --> 01:20:07,936 I missed his hand. 989 01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:10,816 Rex. Rex! 990 01:20:11,173 --> 01:20:13,779 Rex, are you all right? 991 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:15,386 Yeah. 992 01:20:15,577 --> 01:20:18,387 Just let me rest here for a while. 993 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,590 Let me close my eyes. 994 01:20:20,782 --> 01:20:22,125 Rex. 995 01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,763 Rex, don't die on me. 996 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,296 Please, Rex, please! 997 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,662 I'll be all right, Peter. 998 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,935 Believe me, I know. 999 01:20:34,796 --> 01:20:36,798 Hot diggiiv! 1000 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:41,208 He's gonna be all right, everybody. He knows! 1001 01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:49,485 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1002 01:20:53,081 --> 01:20:54,890 Rex? 1003 01:20:56,484 --> 01:21:00,796 I can't help but feel a little responsible for what's happened here today. 1004 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:06,702 Would a totally sincere "sorry" do? 1005 01:21:07,629 --> 01:21:09,939 Well, it's a stafl, colonel. 1006 01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,542 It's a good start 1007 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,408 Thanks, Rex. 1008 01:21:16,972 --> 01:21:19,145 - Boy, is he nice. - Let me through. 1009 01:21:19,341 --> 01:21:21,617 Let me through. I'm a doctor. 1010 01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:26,282 That leg has to come off for sure. Take him to my office. 1011 01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:29,621 Take it easy, you cow patties. Don't hufl him! 1012 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:31,058 - Peter? - Right here. 1013 01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,665 - Get me a root, quick. - On my way. 1014 01:21:34,055 --> 01:21:35,625 - Peter. - Yeah, Rex. 1015 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:37,895 - I need a clean shin. - Coming up. 1016 01:21:38,093 --> 01:21:42,200 A blue one. The cobalt blue one with the white suede yokes and cuffs. 1017 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,637 Right, Rex. 1018 01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:46,674 Not the turquoise one with the white fringe. 1019 01:21:46,868 --> 01:21:48,370 Oh, no, no, no. 1020 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,345 Get out of the way! 1021 01:21:50,605 --> 01:21:54,178 _ Hey. everybody, blg Pal-W a'! my house! 1022 01:21:54,376 --> 01:21:58,620 Hey, hey, hey, it's bring your own. I'm serious, now. 1023 01:21:58,813 --> 01:22:00,520 Bring your own! 1024 01:22:09,457 --> 01:22:11,698 These things always ended with a party. 1025 01:22:11,893 --> 01:22:13,998 All the main characters would show up. 1026 01:22:14,195 --> 01:22:15,606 Music would be playing. 1027 01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:19,404 Guys who were supposed to be dead would be walking around. 1028 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:21,547 Everybody had a big old time. 1029 01:22:21,736 --> 01:22:24,683 I'm not gone two minutes, and you throw a party. 1030 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:27,219 Peter, listen. 1031 01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:30,720 I'd like you to get the colonels and the ladies out front. 1032 01:22:30,912 --> 01:22:33,552 Sure. How come? 1033 01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:36,092 To say goodbye. It's time I was moving on. 1034 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:39,265 - It's time we were moving on. - Peter. 1035 01:22:40,522 --> 01:22:43,196 Oakwood Estates is your home. You belong here. 1036 01:22:43,391 --> 01:22:47,430 - Baloney! I'm going with you, Rex. - It's too dangerous. 1037 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,506 Rex. Rex, I'll be all right. 1038 01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:52,304 I'll wear my bulletproof vest all the time. Even when we go swimming. 1039 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,946 Peter, we were lucky this time. 1040 01:22:55,136 --> 01:22:57,173 I can't have your death on my hands. 1041 01:22:57,372 --> 01:23:01,377 I couldn't deal with it, so please don't make me. OK? 1042 01:23:04,679 --> 01:23:06,522 Well, 1043 01:23:07,315 --> 01:23:09,090 will you write? 1044 01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,727 Sure, of course I will. 1045 01:23:12,954 --> 01:23:14,934 Will you be back? 1046 01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:17,364 Hey, I'm on a circuit, aren't I? 1047 01:23:17,559 --> 01:23:19,368 Yeah. 1048 01:23:19,561 --> 01:23:22,064 OK, I'll meet you out front. 1049 01:23:24,366 --> 01:23:25,936 Yeah. 1050 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:28,075 OK. 1051 01:23:39,914 --> 01:23:42,622 - So long, colonel. - So long, Rex. 1052 01:23:50,558 --> 01:23:54,131 So long, silly dresser. I'm gonna miss you. 1053 01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:09,712 While we were in the doctor's office together, 1054 01:24:10,578 --> 01:24:12,990 we did more than just talk. 1055 01:24:14,282 --> 01:24:16,284 I'm getting better. 1056 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,637 Now, is that perfect or what? 1057 01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:39,175 Screw it! 1058 01:24:39,374 --> 01:24:41,615 I'm going with him! 1059 01:24:44,779 --> 01:24:47,521 Adiés, buckaroos! 1060 01:24:48,216 --> 01:24:51,356 - I knew that would happen. - Oh, Daddy, we all did. 1061 01:24:55,523 --> 01:24:57,196 Rex!